Super Mario 3D World Hack Is Totally Normal, Don’t Worry About It

Yep. That’s good ol’ Mario, alright. Our favorite plumber would never kill us in our sleep.

CosmoCortney decided to stretch Mario’s joints apart with a hack, and the result is this monstrosity:

It’s like Skinny Mario all over again, dear god. Every aspect of this is terrifying:

Somehow, the happy-go-lucky music only makes it better/worse.

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