If you’re reading this, then something has gone terribly wrong. The Alice machine isn’t turning off and, if you see my words now, it did not turn off. More and more Alices keep on coming. They are all GREAT and we’re having A WONDERFUL TIME, genuinely, but also we’re running out of space in this science bunker and it’s getting hard to breath. I’ve rigged an emergency broadcast button on the ceiling, which will automatically be pressed by the mountain of corpses if the machine continues its charming torrent of Alices. In what may prove to be my final moments, I am comforting myself by imagining you playing video games this weekend.
What are you playing this weekend? Here’s what we’re clicking on!