Halloween 2018 Special: how Creatures taught me I am not cut out to be a father

Alice Bee told me we were doing a day of adorable, heart-warming video game escapades. She charged me with the care of some artificial lifeforms: ensuring they were nourished, cherished and ready to flourish. I intended to teach my Creatures how to live the good life.

I failed to teach them how to use a lift. (more…)

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